soccer

or "footie" as most soccer playing individuals would call it, is the mother of the much more manly football (Rugby). Soccer players start their career in rugby then move quickly to soccer because they cannot "hack" the hard hitting, beer drinking, partying all night long part of Rugby. It does not sadden the rugby world that soccer is more popular however, because they would just assume not be associated with the soccer players. Some ruggers been quoted as saying, "we don't want to be associated with the soccer playing fags."

Dude! wanna go play some soccer?

No thanks, I don't like taking it in the ass. I want to play Rugby.

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