God

a much debated entity whose "existence" has helped and hurt many throughout Its inception, its followings are extremely similar and subdivided, its followers range from average to zealot, the latter of which tries to impose their unwanted opinions on everyone else, hopefully someday everyone will shut up about god, and those who believe in him will believe in him and those who don't won't, and then pigs will fly and Santa will come with those overdue presents.

believer: hay have i told you of the love of god?

nonbeliever: for the hundredth time yes, and for the millionth time he is not real

believer: *thinks poor soul* i will pray for you

nonbeliever: shut up with the condescending god crap

*fight breaks out , everyone dies and cthulhu's plan to indirectly kill everyone by inventing god succeeds*(couldn't resist the cthulhu thing)

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