October

A large, fierce, and ego-maniacal feline that loves Meow Mix, fuzzy blankets, and slapping humans in the face. Loved for her winning personality, her total and merciless destruction of office furniture, and the only word in her vocabulary: NAO?

Also known as the best cat this planet has or will ever know.

Dude: God, you act just like October.
Other Dude: THAT'S EMPRESS OCTOBER I TO YOU, YOU USELESS SACK OF BLOOD!

Human 1: I sure do like October.
Human 2: October sure does like food.
October: NAO?
Human 1: No, not right now, October.
October: *DESTROYS A HOUSE*

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