herbert

the act of inserting nuts (testicles will not work) into the anal or in some instances the vaginal cavity to be retrieved by a small rodent.

Rich: i thought the hampster used to be grey?
Rob: he was until i used him for a herbert

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Cincinnati Wool Teeth

Proudly wearing the aftermath of a Cincinnati Lawn Mower around in public for all to see.

Cody: what the fuck was in Fitz's teeth today?
Dan: I think he has Cincinnati Wool teeth.

Cody: Yeah, that must be it, his sister spent the night last night.

Dan: That sick bastard loves his Cincinnati Lawn Mowers

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Cincinnati Lawn Mower

A situation where a brother and sister are engaged in a session of 69. At some point (sometimes unintentionally) both parties braces become entangled in the other party's pubic hair, leaving each member no choice but to forcefully detach each member's pubic hair while still entangled in their braces. hence; the name lawn mower. (see:Cincinnati Wool Teeth)

Named after Cincinnati, the location of the first documented case.

Mother: Brian now you and your sister have braces at the same time! How cute!
Friend: Yeah Fitz! How Cute!

Brian: Yeah, whats even cuter is the Cincinnati Lawn Mower we had after the orthodontist appointment.

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