Case Queen

A guitar that sees little or no play, it just sits in its case in immaculate condition.

Strangely the Case Queens are often the pride of a guitar collection, but they are kept from play (especially gigs) for fear of wear, damage or theft. Instead they are doomed to remain collector's items, trapped inside a velvet lined straight jacket in a climate controlled prison.

-Jeff's had that vintage Les Paul in his cupboard for 5 years and I haven't even seen him play it once, it's a total case queen

-Yeah, he'll play any of his guitars but that one

spunkwad

A derogatory term alluding to the waste product produced from whacking off i.e. a useless soggy kleenex filled with no good spunk. In particular it refers to people who share similar characteristics such as being useless and/or being a waste product of their parent's sexual experiences.

next time ask me before you touch anything you damn spunkwad

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OSW

Official scrabble words, words that are allowed to be used in the board game scrabble. There is a book published every few years of OSW's, relished by scrabble enthusiasts as a final authority in what can be used.

AJ: dude, driley ain't a word, you trippin!

Griff: It's in the OSW so fuck you'self bitch

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wiimake

A game that has been hurriedly ported onto the wii from other games consoles, in an effort to make some quick cash from the wii's recent success. Wiimake games will typically have a terrible control scheme due to the speed at which it was developed.

Call of Duty 3 had an unfortunate wiimake, it turned a great game ugly.

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Skank wash

That hasty pre-sex sink wash.

Just let me have a skank wash and I'll meet you in the bedroom.

Beach ball speech

Any (usually political) subject which, when mentioned by the speaker, causes them to move their hands up and down while talking, as if they were holding an invisible beach ball. Also known as Watermelon politics.

I really enjoyed the Obama V McCain debate last night, but there was a lot of beach ball speech, too.

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System mover

A video game so good, people will buy the games console just to play it. System Movers are almost always exlusive to one console.

Nintendo's own games are often system movers