Wiz Khalifa

(verb) to pee; to take a piss; to take a wiz; to take a tinkle

(noun) pee; piss; urine

a more useful application of than actual reference to the ~person~ Wiz Khalifa because who actually talks about the person?

(verb)
Matt: “I’ll be back in 5.. gonna Wiz Khalifa.”
Jim: “Why do you need to say that? Just say you’re gonna take a piss.”

(noun)
Joe: “Can you come with me to the bathroom? I have to take a Wiz Khalifa.”
Mike: “What are you a girl? Go by yourself.”

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teen cheese

when a tv show or movie that’s geared toward a teen audience is painfully cheesy and corny. acting is more often than not cringe

of or relating to a situation that is typical of the teenage age group or adolescents such as cringey drama or tea

(noun)
Yo Craig, did you watch Outerbanks?
No man that show is straight teen cheese.

(noun)
Did you hear about Lexi’s boyfriend from high school who got chlamydia from Suzy?
Dude, I don’t need to hear about that.. it’s teen cheese. I’m in college now.

(verb)
Papi José, can you ask if Maria likes me?
Dude, we’re 23, ask her yourself. You’re straight teen cheesing.

shady swipe

verb. to hold down your finger on the screen as you slowly swipe right on a snap text in order to read the message without notifying the sender

Norton: Becca just snap texted me..
Gordon: What she say?
Norton: I’m not gonna open it yet cuz she’ll see
Gordon: Home slice, haven’t you heard of the shady swipe? She’ll never even know