i got two phones

typically used by men to express they don’t care

person 1: “i don’t like short boys”
person 2: “I GOT TWO PHONES 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

slit

cut your wrists/selfharm

person 1: “atleast i have a father”
person 2: “slit”

kys

shortened version of “kill yourself”

person 1: i love taylor swift!
me: kys

fr

shortened version of for real

are you fr?