Eden

literally the swaggiest person alive. Eden is so much better than you and you need to worship them. If you don't know Eden you obviously haven't lived your life to the fullest and you need to go find them and bow at their feet. Eden is better than all of you.

not Eden: wow have you seen Eden?
not Eden #2: yeah, actually thanks for reminding me that i haven't done my daily Eden-worship ritual today!

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Super straight

a transphobic ass fake sexuality made by people desperate to be oppressed who turn a valid preference into a sexuality and make the Lgbtq+ community look like a joke

person: i'm super straight

rational person: what
person: it means i'm only attracted to cis people

rational person: *curbstomps them*

:))))

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