Whyalla

A red dust covered shithole, in situated in South Australia that is populated, mostly by dropkicks.

Most Whyalla kids in high school have nothing better do to with their life, but get wasted ("parro"), fingered and put on the spit by some drunken 24 year old ~hip guys every weekend.

The average independence of Whyalla people starts at the age of 15-16, where they find out that themself, or a person that they fucked- is in fact pregnant.

The "worthy" people of Whyalla, which is a rare specie within the region; manage to escape the shitty underage sex and binge drinking life by moving to Adelaide once they've dropped out of school to study some TAFE course, in hope that they'll make something of their life.

Person 1: "Such'n'such from Whyalla is preggos"
Person 2: "Yeah she told me, like she did with all the 18 other dudes who could possibly be the dad"


Person 1: "I'm from a place that is full of 13 year old sluts"
Person 2: "Oh, so you're from Whyalla then, right?"

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