torpedo tongue

When you spread your girls(or boys) ass cheeks and plunge your tongue in her ass like a torpedo.

I asked my girl what she got me for my birthday, and she gave me a torpedo tongue.

15👍 8👎

jersey burnout

After taking a shit, without wiping, climb on top of your girl and tittie fuck her, leaving a shit stripe on her stomach.

After getting the shits from my girls chili, I got her back by giving her a Jersey Burnout!

17👍 5👎

dorchester shrimp

cheese curls, people that live in dorchester, ma don't have enough money to buy real shrimp, so they buy cheese curls

I went to a super bowl party last week and they asked me to bring an appetizer, so I brought some dorchester shrimp!

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tornado tongue

When your girl takes your cock, balls and all in her mouth, and spins her tongue around like an F5 twister.

Man, that bitch got skills, I bought her dinner and she gave me a tornado tongue!

27👍 9👎