OSS

OSS (One-Sided syndrome) is a type of heartbreak syndrome that is happening to people in their teens. OSS "simp"-tomps are the following: ghosted, coldness, simpness, deja vu, jealousy, and the worst conditions: blocking, crying, blinded, and bare minimum disease (BMD). Transmission is through eye contact with someone who have the syndrome and is untreatable.

*ghosted for 5 minutes*
*consulted a doctor*
Doc, I'm ghosted for 5 minutes.
You have OSS, my dear.