fat scooper

a person who scoops fat and is in fact fat

Man, alex is a real fat scooper

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cleav-lace

A necklace that hangs low enough to nestle in a persons cleavage.

Girl: Stop staring at her tits!

Boy: Honest, Sweety, I wasn't looking at her fantastic breasts, just adoring her gorgeous cleav-lace.