Shannon

A Shannon is a man. A Shannon likes punk rock music and resembles Bruce Campbell (circa Army of Darkness not Bubba Hotep). Shannon is handsome, and generous, and seems like a pretty nice guy. A Shannon drives big trucks all over the metroplex and picks up donations from rich people. A Shannon is the only human that can screw up Hamburger Helper.

I would like to go out with a Shannon again sometime.

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