bumpin uglies

lesbian sex; when the vaginas of two female sex partners smack together during sexual intercourse, often swapping fluids and debris.

I was trying to sleep, but the lesbians next door were bumpin uglies all night and the sloppy smacking noises were echoing too loudly

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pooter cheese

The white, chunky discharge that sprays from a woman's vagina whenever she is excited or laugh's too hard.

Your mom busted up laughing and could hardly contained the pooter cheese as it sprayed out of her cooter.

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clam smacking

lesbian sex; the act of two vaginas bumping against one another during sexual intercourse, usually accompanied by the splattering of a white, creamy fishy fluid. (See: bumpin uglies).

By the looks of the stains on the carpet, someone had spilt a dish of creamy alfredo seafood-but it was just the juices from your mom and her girlfriend clam smacking in the living room.

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britney spears

A music/fashion icon of questionable talent who straight girls are jealous of, straight guys want to bang, and homos want to be. So what if she cant sing-shes got more money than god. Her baby is probably going to be a spoiled little brat, but i still love her.

It's hard to not be jealous seeing complete white trash like Britney Spears go shopping with her billions of dollars.

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