Talented Sleeper

One who can literally sleep through anything, such as an alarm clock, roommates, or an earthquake.

I don't know how you didn't wake up while you're roommate was getting it in across the room...
Dude, I already told you, I'm a Talented Sleeper.

schleavage

When one cuts his or her neckline on a shirt so that it droops over a shoulder. Tends to be girls in sororities.

Hey bro, check out that schleavaged shirt she's wearin. It's hot. Look at her shoulder.

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puked

When something is dirty or broken.

Dude, my laptop always has problems. It's so puked.

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