Hail Mary

when your running for the toilet about to crap your paints

and you drop your pants at the last second and sling your butt over the toilet and hope you make it in time. when you crap on the seat or wall the "pass was intercepted"

man the worst part about being a janitor is a bad hail Mary pass.

or

"GET out of my way", aghhhh made it (plop plop plop in the background)

man I barley made it I had to hail mary it.

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noplicates

when all the copies you made of something so you don't lose them yet they all disappear.

I made 5 duplicate copies yet I have noplicates to show for it

b.y.f.a

abrev. of beat your fu**n ass
ie.. bff.mfr. etc

like a popular phone commercial where they use text shorthand (litle kids old lady)

O.m.G my texting 1000 people a day is important

well if i get another 400 dollar phone bill im going to
B.Y.F.A

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bait and preach

the act of doing something that you proclaim as truth yet you turn around and do it yourself.
hypocrisy at its finest.

bait and switch but when accused you use the excuse "i was there to preach"
perfect example stay off facebook but i am on twitter.

pastor Johnny Mack: tbn is of the devil
guy: well weren't you on there preacher ?
john mac: uh well yeah
guy: well didnt you say stay away from them?
john mac : i went there to preach!
guy : isnt that bait and preach?

handi-crapper

using the handicapped stalls for the extra leg room.and the handles are great for extra grunt power.

using the handi-crapper is much like flying first class.

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