wankmeat

A disrepectful name for a woman whose naked or sexy pic is used as an aid to masturbation. Either it is uploaded to the web specifically for that purpose, or is found on the web and then used.

Jane: Do your hear what Harry did to Lizzie when they split up? He uploaded some private pics he took of her so the whole world could see her sucking cock. What can she do about it?

Tim: Too late now - she's wankmeat.

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chest toys

Breasts. So called because a woman's partner can play with them during sex.

Get that bra off, Zara, I want to play with your chest toys

Ibiza cocktail dress

A woman who is wearing her Ibiza cocktail dress is naked in public, especially when at a party or club.

So named after the island of Ibiza that's well known for its lively clubs and wild parties.

Jane: At her hen night, Bekka went into the bathroom and came out wearing her Ibiza cocktail dress.

John: With the tits she's got on her, she must have been a lovely sight.

Croatian bikini

A girl who is wearing a Croatian bikini is naked on the beach, whether in Croatia or another country.

So named because Croatia is famous for its nude beaches frequented not just by nudists but also normal women from Western and Northern Europe, many of whom go naked.

Suzy is a school teacher and normally dresses conservatively. But on holiday I saw her wearing her Croatian bikini.

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