Brain Fap

Intentionally, hanging out with stupid people to feel smart.
OR
Performing simple tasks to feel a sense of accomplishment.

Similar to the act of masturbation. Doesn't serve a purpose besides pleasure.

"I heard you were dating that blonde right there."
"That one's kinda dumb; so makes me feel real smart!"
"HAHA! You brain fapping lil bastard!"

Patriofag

1. A person with extreme views of glorifying his/her own and demeaning other nations.

2. A person claiming superiority over others for the nation s/he originates from.

Patriofags: We are awesome JUST because we are from X!

Regular Person: Oh no... Not these Patriofags again...