Man Shaft

this one's simple: a man shaft is a penis. a cock. a dick. a ... man-shaft

His man shaft was so far up in her, her eyes bulged out.

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phone sex

* the alternative to the real thing
* basically jacking off while on the phone with someone (usually they're doing the same thing)
* good for kicking boredom

i totally got off havin phone sex with *** last night

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shawshank

when someone is able to purchase or "get" something for you. Sometimes in referrance to the black market.

Referring to the novel "Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption" by Stephen King, 'Red' is an inmate who can get things to other inmates (for a price), like cigarettes, posters, drugs, etc.

My mom won't let me leave the house. Could you shawshank me some cigarettes?

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