Pee Polish

Using a piece of toilet paper to wipe the toilet seat really well, so house guests don't suspect you were too lazy to lift the seat when you just took a leak.

Steve pee polished the seat because surprise guests just showed up.

dicklash

When a fast and hard grinding woman on top is not in tune with the direction of her partners penis hardness and folds a semi erect penis in half during mid grind.

I got dicklash after I lost my woody.

Thumble

When your girlfriend texts your wife thinking it's you. like Bret Favre or Tiger Woods.

She just thumbled the invite.

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