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An idiotic adjective used by dumbass Penaldogs to defame the one and only GOAT of football, Lionel Andres Messi. Think Penaldo is better than the GOAT? Check this:
Messi is a better finisher than Penaldo. Yes, many Penaldo fans wont accept this but Messi has a better goal average in both prime and all-time stats.
If the Ballon d'Or was fair, both would have five. People got bored of seeing Messi's consistency every single fucking year and wanted someone else to win it in 2019.
Ronaldo has scored more penalties than Messi and Messi has given way more penalties to his teammates than Penaldo. Also, Penaldo has dived a lot and Messi almost never dives.
"Ronaldo has better skills" Messi just dribbles through the whole Real VARdrid squad without being flashy and scoring incredible solo goals.
To those who say that Penaldo owns the UCL: Messi is only one UCL behind, plus Penaldo and Real VARdrid robbed a UCL from Bayern.
Penaldogs also conveniently forget the other stuff Messi beats Penaldo at, like:
Vision, crossing, freekicks, game IQ, acceleration, agility, curl, reactions, ball control, composure, decision-making, first touch, playmaking, passing, trophies, World Cup, Ballon d'Ors, Golden Boots, La Ligas, individual awards, team play, golazos, assists, balance, nutmegs, 1v1s, G/A etc.
To the imbeciles that think Pristiano Tapinaldo dos Ghostos Crybabyveiro is better than Lionel Messi:
Get a pillow.
Lie down.
Keep fucking dreaming, cunts.
Brain-dead Penaldog: CR7 is the GOAT!!11!! SIUUUUUUUU!!111!1!11! Pessi is ass L!!11!!1!
Intellectuals: Shut the fuck up, dumbass bitch.
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Guy: Hey, should I download Minecraft?
Guy 2: Heck yeah!
A website that used to have over 200 great Flash games that every kid could play when bored, but after Chrome stopped supporting Flash, it only has these shitty games that look like they were made by five year olds. Only some games from the old menu like Fireboy and Watergirl, Raft Wars and Bob the Robber remain.
Person 1: Hey dude, imma go play some Friv!
Person 2: Don't do it my g, it only has trash games now.
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A short curly haired Indian guy who likes to play cricket. A big baller and one of the GOATs of the sport.
Sachin Tendulkar and Sir Donald Bradman are considered two of the greatest cricketers of all time.
A badass Indian dude, also known as Netaji. Actually fought for his country unlike Gandhi. Became the mayor of his state and pulled up to the British Raj with the gang and slapped them in the face multiple times. Got imprisoned for being too badass, but the fans helped him get out early. He snuck into Pakistan and Afghanistan and screwed things up for the brits there as well. He so goddamn popular that he won the elections over a Gandhi-backed candidate. Casually built a whole ass army like its nothing. He died on a plane but he was so badass that the Japanese cremated him with full honors.
Guy 1: Who's the baddest Indian mothafucka ever?
Guy 2: Subhas Chandra Bose, my dude!
An absolute fucking cosmic gigachad...biggest W there is. A charismatic fitness influencer who is one of the only genuine ones out there. Even though he is fat, he is working harder than almost everybody else.
The true definition of a sigma male.
Harry: Brently G is a chad
Nick: Fax