snarkmooglie

something that tess knows and refuses to tell me cuz shes a whore.

tess is a whore, and a snarkmooglie

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sleepnap

When you intend to take a short nap before going to your hawt girlfriends house to hang out with her and her cats after work, but you forget to set an alarm and end up waking up around 10pm. Then you just go back to bed until the morning

was gonna come over, but got hit with a sleepnap! sorry :(

monkey

woman with excessive pubic hair.

"when she took off her underwear, it looked like a monkey was hugging her waist!"

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