IHAPP

Short for: If I Had A Penis Plan

When a female gives a male advice on how he should deal with a specific problem/ situation.

Guy: It is so expensive to go out in NYC.

Girl: Why don't you just pregame hard then go out.

Guy: I'm not a chick, I don't get drinks bought for me after the pregame.

Girl: Well that's what I would do in your situation.

Guy: So is that your IHAPP for not spending a lot when you go out?

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Monsterbation

1. The act of masturbating under another's bed/ in their closet then scaring them.

2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).

3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.

1. Charlie pranked his roommate Doug by way of monsterbation but felt embarrassed when he realized that he had scared Doug's girlfriend.

2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.

3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.

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Snook-Down

The beat down Snookie from The Jersey Shore gave to Angelina

aka the Revamping of the Staten Island Dump

Snooki got fed up with Angelina's lies and attitude so she gave her a Snook-Down

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Doc Watson

1. someone who tries to get a group people to disband because said individual is tired, bored or not having a good time.

2. commonly known as a wet blanket.

Person 1: You guys ready to go yet?

Person 2: Dude, we're having fun. Stop being such a Doc Watson.

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