Road Caged

When you're trapped in the car with an annoying girl playing only her music and bitching about girl shit you don't care about.

Ben: Cindy was being wicked cunty on the way to the party.
James: Really? Why didn't you bail man?
Ben: I was road caged broh.
James: What a bitch!

stall dive

When you have to shit so bad you basically dive into the bathroom stall.

Dude#1: Bruce just ran by me. What's wrong with him?

Dude#2: I think he's about to stall dive broh

Dude#1: Damn! That bathrooms gonna be toxic...