Hoagie Belt

The geographical region whose inhabitants call a submarine sandwich a hoagie.

Philadelphia is the epicenter of the Hoagie Belt, but the region encompasses a vast swath of Pennsylvania, South Jersey, and few adjoining areas.

lane camping

Driving continuously in the passing (left) lane of a highway, while moving slower than the flow of traffic and preventing other vehicles from passing. Lane camping is illegal under many states’ traffic laws and is considered annoying and discourteous to other motorists. Also called left-lane camping in the USA.

I got stuck behind some idiot who was left-lane camping for 6 miles.

thesaurus work

A work containing copious numbers of big words.

Person 1: Did you try reading that book last night?
Person 2: Yeah, but I didn't get far. It was way over my head. A real thesaurus work.

McCrapper

A restroom facility at a McDonald's restaurant. Travelers who need to pee (or crap) frequently do so at McDonald's and enter the restaurant solely for this purpose, without buying any food.

Thank God there's a McDonald's at the next exit. I really have to use the McCrapper!