Reariod

Bloody diarrhea.

After eating the atomic hot wings, Jim was on his reariod for 3 days.

2👍 1👎

spicy dragon

When you're cutting up a bunch of spicy peppers and accidentally touch your junk before washing your hands.

Alternatively, if a woman does the same to a man while giving a hand job.

I gave myself a spicy dragon after making my famous Camarones a la Diabla.

Juanita makes some great Chile rellenos, but last time she gave me the spicy dragon afterward! I had to soak my Willie in milk for an hour!