Charger

1. An item that thots constantly bitch about in high school. It is a very important accessory to any thot, almost as important as the number of likes they got on the slutty bathroom mirror selfie that they posted on Instagram last night.

2. An item that if brought to school, will instantly make the thots flock to you.

3. You know the Rule of Three? It means you can't live for longer than 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food, 3 months without shelter and 3 hours without a phone charger.

1. Thot: Oh. My. GOD! My phone is at like 2% and like I forgot my charger at home today! I'll literally give you $20 if you let me use yours!

2. Thot: Hey... *smiles flirtatiously* umm... can I borrow your charger pleeeaaassseee? I PROMISE to give it back at the end of class (Obvious lie).
Me: Stfu, get off your phone and do your schoolwork like everyone else.

3. 911 operator: 911, what is your issue?
Thot: OMG it's literally been 2 and a half hours since I charged my phone and if I don't get a charger in under half and hour then I am literally going to die! Help me!
911 operator: *Hangs up*

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