hardcore kid

A true douche bag of the metal scene. Usually seen in a sleeveless band shirt and basketball/gym shorts. At a show they will "mosh" by flailing their arms and legs about with complete disregard of anyone trying to actually listen to the music but when they hit one of these bystanders they will disappear into their group for fear of fighting one on one. The exception (and the true definition of piece of shit douche fag) is the few who bring ski masks and a posse dressed exactly like them so they can walk up and hit girls in the face. If you see someone with a ski mask on at a hardcore show...beat their ass mercilessly upon sight.

hardcore kid: if you don't want to get hit, get the fuck out the pit!

metal head: *punches him in the face*

hardcore kid: why did you hit me bro?

metal head: *punches him in the face again* stop acting like a monkey with down syndrome *punches him in the face yet again*

hardcore kid: *cries and gets in his mom's minivan*

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