urban cow tipping

Can also be performed in suburbs. When one or more irresponsible teenager goes around the streets at night flipping over smart cars. This can also be done with a Prius or a Yaris, but these models are generally heavier, requiring a larger group which could compromise the mission. Urban cow tipping is also usually done under the influence of alcohol or marijuana, or both.

Irresponsible teen 1: "Hey dude, lets go urban cow tipping tonight!"
Irresponsible teen 2: "Do you have a bottle?"
Irresponsible teen 1: "Yeah."
Irresponsible teen 2: "Shit, let's fuckin do it."

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