rectal butter

The unknown and rather disturbing substance that accumulates under your nails following scratching an itchy ass; a less dense form of ass cheese.

Also, a reference to something nasty;

"DUDE! Quit digging in your ass! Now you have rectal butter under your nails!"

"That chick needs to take a damn shower! She smells like rectal butter!"

gigglespooge

The intense feeling of warmth you get after laughing really hard.

"Man! I laughed my ASS off! It was so funny I had gigglespooge!"

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