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Ontiba

An amusing variation of spelling of the band Antiba, originating from the since famous Pie Hat Competition.

Those in the KNOW (an acronym where O stands for something like Orange, Oppression or Ontiba).

by ma0sm March 20, 2004


Guppo

The length of skin between where your scrotum ends and your anus begins. Not a technical term but one that phonetically was deemed appropriate.

She was offering a blowjob, but what I really wanted was for her to lick my guppo till the smell was gone.

by ma0sm February 8, 2006

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Pivotelly

One's booty, or backside. Usually used when describing emissions from the bum.

My goodness, you have a smelly pivotelly

by ma0sm March 20, 2004

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Safety Wink

An emoticon that can be used in written form to pacify any offensive content that directly preceded it.

Once a safety wink has been used, it is impermissible to take offence at anything in the sentence it follows.

Similar to a wink, which is used in the written form to give tone to a phrase and indicate that what was written should be taken with a pinch of salt, the safety wink is reserved for occasions where there is a strong possibility of the sentence being perceived as highly inflammatory.

A> Hey.
B> Hi.
A> So I just found out that my mother has one month left to live.
A> It was cancerous.
A> I haven't stopped crying since I found out.
B> According to my calculations.
B> That means I'll only get to flood her anus with my man juice 27 more times till she's dead.
B> After that, who knows.
A> .
B> SAFETY WINK ;)
A> LOL!

by ma0sm May 26, 2009

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