dead smurf

Similar to the slang term dead ass; used in many ways:

1) to express disbelief while also confirming that someone did in fact perform the action in question

2) to answer someone questioning whether or not you did something (serious manner, similar to “swear to god” or “cross my heart”)

3) when you see a deceased mythical dwarf, blue in color, usually wearing a hat and shoes

1) “Hey dude I finally got my adult circumcision!”

“Dead smurf!?”

“Dead smurf.”

2) “Yo did you hear Tom had to get an adult circumcision?”

“That’s impossible, I’ve seen his penis on multiple occasions and I thought he was already circumcised.”

“Nah bro - dead smurf”

3) “Yo what’s that dead thing on the ground?”

“I don’t know, is it blue?”

“Yeah”

“Oh - dead smurf”