Oliver

Biggest asshole you will EVER meet! An Oliver typically thinks he knows everything and dances like a fish out of water. Olivers have ZERO stamina, they cannot even go for more than 10 days without wanking their shlong. In fact hes probably cranking one in this cup this very moment. The only thing more predictable than his unfunny jokes is his insane amount of horniness. No matter how much of an absolutely condescending dick he is, we love him unconditionally <3 Люблю тебя ;)

Girl: How'd your date go?
Girl 2: Awful, he was an absolute Oliver. He took his shirt off in the middle of dinner and flexed all over my spaghetti..

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