party proof

To clean your (or friends) house of valubles before a large party.

me john and kelli party proofed my house but someone stool my blender.

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hq fuck

High-Quality Fuck. Usually preppy/christian girl. Takes time, effort, and sometimes almost impossible patience. Incredible fuck though.

me:Damn bro, I gotta stop my random party hookups, I think im gonna set myself a goal, its time for me to go hunt at church
joe: sounds like the start of a hq fuck...

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candybar

A girl thats half sweet, half nuts.

Its cool that she makes me pancakes, but does she have to deliver them to me at 5am?

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