speed wash

To masturbate in the shower with much soap!

I walked in on Joe and he was speed washing his jimmy

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Crow Hop

Engage in one last grudge fuck, just prior to breaking up with your bitch. Immediately following your nut bust you stand up, and hop on one foot and throw your fist down and say "You are outta here" as if being an umpire at the big game.

Bill what did you and Suzy do last night. I hit it one last time and then I crow hopped her ass out the room.

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