Christopher

He is a fat man that cant really go a day without mcdonalds and kfc. He often skips school just to be seen at mcdonalds chugging down a double cheese burger with a ice cream,4 stacks of fries,5 chicken wings and 3 cokes. He has a higher chance of pulling his ligaments when he breathes than pulling any girls. His few benefits are his hair which looks like jabba the hut with a farmers hat and his forehead where you can fit all the double mcspicy he ate in his life. He still thinks he can talk to women if farting and nearly having a heart attck whenever you talk counts.

dude youre actually so unhealthy not even jesus can save you man dont be christopher

ming

a man who looks like he can be a principal of a primary school , a cool science teacher, a capybara and a father at 15. He is really nice and would love to date women 40+ and over

bro you look like ming man lesgoooo

Javier

He is a G that has subscription to pornhub and hanime and cannot talk to girls but he is a actual G if u talk to him

Bro you're being a javier

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Timothy

a guy that looks like hes in the alien movie, somehow manages to pull girls no matter the age but if he is really desperate then animals would be fine for him. But hes actually very friendly and is a closet gay.

oh no theres no one around, let me timothy the cat

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