Animoticon

emoticons styled to resemble the super-deformed expressions of characters in Japanese animation*.

*better known as Anime to their fans.

I'm so happy ^___^;

I'm so sad .___.

I'm tired as f*ck x___x

"that guy's gotta be one of those animu freaks..."

"why do you say that?"

"he uses those animoticons in chat.."

"yeah..so...?"

"well I'm a jerk and a self-loathing closet geek of different stuff so I have to point that out."

"gotcha."

BFFS (Best Friend For Show)

A person socially outsourced (see definition) but mainly for the sake of jealousy, intrigue, or narcissistic supply.

Socialite #1
"wow...did you see Greg buddy-buddy with that guy he barely met at the wedding last night?"

Socialite #2
"its just a BFFS (best friend for show), man.

Socialite #1
"yeah...that makes me really sad because he used to be my best friend, before I f'd his gf...so... I'm going to flame him, now. Did you know one time he...."

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Slappin' the bass

male term meaning to masturbate.

guy 1: what the shit- what took you so long? fappin?

guy 2: eh..no. only tiny peckered fools "fap" I was Slappin' the bass.

guy 1: touche.

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Transformation Chamber

A very extreme version of "beer goggles".

when a person who wears corrective lenses or glasses is -not- wearing them and is drunk and people become drastically more attractive and even look like wholly different people altogether.

guy 1: OMG I slept with who?!

guy 2: with insert name of mildly unattractive person...I couldn't believe it either.

guy 1: I knew I should've put on my glasses after I took my contacts off at our party...he must've went through the transformation chamber. I though I got laid by some chick who looked like Liv Tyler...

guy 2: hah...if only. you know, they say vanity is a killer.

Old Maid

1. A virginal, or sexually fastidious person

2. A sexually aloof person who shows little to no interest in the opposite sex.

3. A person whom many predict will end up dying:
a) A virgin.

b) Without having been in a long term relationship, engagement or marriage.

c) Alone.

4. A persnickety or overparticular person; shallow.

person 1: So, I was talking to Liz today and I told her that sometimes I kiss my girlfriend during or after a getting head and she was cringed and was like "eww. thats gross"

person 2: Wow....she's such an old maid. I heard she gives guys head with condoms.

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Hitler

can be used as a verb or ad-verb

1. relating to eradicating or diminishing a large quantity of things

2. to go on a tirade of threatening and menacing

can be used as a verb or ad-verb

guy 1: hey guy 2, I heard about that prank the guys did on you...you ok?

guy 2: no...guy 1, I'm not. I'm going to hitler those sonsabitchs.

girl 1: wow...I feel like such a pig.

girl 2: what'd you do?

girl 1: I totally hitlered that whole box of oreos I got earlier. <groan> now I'm paying for it.

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Cold, Goth Truth

1.) A dismal truth often laced by melodrama

2.) A immature/bitter/ not-thought-about-before-spoken, utterance, typically by someone who possibly should have been an abortion (for them and the world's sake).

3.) a hyperbolized fortune telling done by a pallid, black donning, fukko who claims to know the future

lame person: life has no meaning...its so...abysmal

person whose life sucks but still tries: it sucks...in intervals...the meaning is to just find some..find what makes you happy and shit..

lame person: you find your purpose...but then what? thats temporary....

person whose life sucks but still tries: eh....well thats a Cold, Goth Truth...<mumbles underbreath> kill yourself.

lame person: huh? what'd you say?

person...: huh? what?

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