Eve

A usually nice, friendly girl. Some Eves can be total bitches though, bitches to those who she dislikes. If you're a close friend or close family, she'll do whatever it takes to make you happy. If you make fun of any of her issues or problems you'd be known as dead meat. Who knows.. maybe Eve's a werewolf.

Sam:"I can't believe Eve got suspended again!"
Logan: "Not her fault, that girl shouldn't have said that to her"

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John

Usually a stern, tall bloke with dark hair. He wears shirts that are too tight for him, often showing of the outline of his nipples. He can be mistaken for PC Plum or Mr Bean. If you ever meet a John, watch out. Throw him a Gregg's sausage roll as it keeps him calm and tamed.

Dylan: "Oi Aidan, hiv ye heard fae big John yet?'
Aidan: "Aw naw naw. We hiv to stay clear, Gregg's is shut the day"

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Samantha

Usually a Samantha would be tall with light hair and beautiful eyes. However Samanthas can be cold, narcissistic little girls, around about 4'11, highest height of 5'3. They can be like a sket or have their eye on one boy in particular, with that boy she has a strong urge to do him and protect him.

Logan: "Have you seen Samantha anywhere?"
Zac: "No one can see her, have you seen the height of her?"

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