Spit Post- a post on Facebook of all your thoughts in one shot so you don't blow up everyone's feed with hundreds of posts, that are in the format of a list. Like you're spitting everything out at once.
Today's Spit Post...
*That bitch has me twisted.
*What are people's obsession with cats? Cats suck.
*I went to the doctors today. It was just a rash. #TYJ
*I can't sleep tonight. Wish this headache would go away.
*"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"-Ozzy Osbourne, my favorite quote ever.
*No, I don't like you. Yes, I'm talking about you.
People who engage in trolling by "liking" someone's trolling comments on Facebook instead of making comments themselves.
Just because you don't say anything, doesn't mean you aren't being a troll. You're silent trolling when you "like" the comments of someone who is trolling!
Continues smiling, even though life sucks.
My kitchen sink is flooding again, my cat pissed on my bed, and I broke my favorite flip flop....but while my man's arms are wrapped around me as I'm sobbing on the floor, I remember that things can always be worse and so I stay cheezin.
Being conceited, self-absorbed as f*ck.
Kanye West demonstrates narcissism by saying that if the bible was written today, he would be a character in it.
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