maddie

The weirdest girl ever. She's clumsy yet a hot mess, shy, but when with friends extremely loud, really vulgar but classy, and hates being called her full name.

*around friends*
maddie: YES BITCH FUCK IT UP
*around mom*
maddie: yes ma'am oh my god okay

cracked

verb. to crack or the action of being cracked

to fuck the shit out of someone with no remorse.

*fine ass big booty bitch walks by*
me: yoo I'm finna crack her shit
bro: ong she gettin cracked

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doored

the state of being high as fuck, can't even move you're stuck

*facetime rings*... *rings again* *answers FaceTime*

me: yoo wassup sorry i didn't hear the phone ring I'm doored asf

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slapper

a song that goes dummy hard, such a good ass song that you have to immediately have the aux cord to spread the love

*in the car*
me: bro you heard that new slapper by YNW melly?

bro: nah what's it called?

me: hell nah gimmie the aux right now this shit bout to slap.

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poutini

A region of the female body. Also known as a vagina

Fred: have you ever seen a poutini?
James: yes bro have you?
Fred: uhh.. Yeah...