schoolyard rules

I scratched your back so you have to scratch mine.

Bob: The ice chest is almost empty.
Dave: Go get some more then.
Bob: I did the beer run last time. Schoolyard rules.
Dave: Dammit.

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jocking

Hyping up a band or a movie that is underground until it gets so big that people start despising it. The term originates from how disc jockeys promote new bands into the mainstream, much to the chagrin of the original fans.

Bob: Donnie Darko is so awesome!

John: It was decent until everyone started jocking it!

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fixed

On a forum, it is changing what another poster said in their own quote brackets and then writing 'fixed' below it. It started out as simply correcting another poster's errors, but now it's all about tweaking their quote to mock them.

Chris: "I like watching the Tour de France."
Chris wrote: "I like perving at the cyclers in their spandex pants."
Bob: Fixed.

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bazungas

Full juicy tits. The kind that you could put your hand around to the tips of your fingers.

That girl's got some nice bazungas on her!

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slag

Put down. This is the correct slang definition of 'slag'. It's not to be confused with 'scag', which is another name for heroin or a slut trash bitch.

Rather than beating the shit out of his friend for slagging his girlfriend and calling her a scag, he bought some scag and shot up.

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commie

Someone who wants everyone to do the same thing. Opposed to a nazi, which is someone who tries to dictate or enforce grammatical rules or a backseat driver, kitchen nazi, wardrobe nazi, etc.

Stalin: Now let's all go on the teacup ride.
Rommel: You're such a commie!

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geek out

Looking up news, specifics, or trivia about an idol or their work.

I wanted to check on an item I'd bid on but my roommate was geeking out on imdb.

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