Stasney

Stasney, Stasney, Stasney. There are so many words that could easily describe Stasney but the one that fits the most is: Perfect. Stasney is simply perfect. She has the voice of an angel and will bring out the best in absolutely everything you do. She will hold you and love you like your life is dependent on it. She, however, is so incredibly independent and doesn’t need ANYone but her dog. She’s not just loyal but she is determined to let her significant other that they are loved. Stasney will do whatever it takes to make you smile, but we all know it’s not hard to smile when it comes to her. She will lift your spirits and hold you down for the city. Not to mention, she has the touch of a Goddess and the soul of a Saint. If you’ve found yourself a Stasney, hold on and never let go. She’s one in one quadrillion and that’s only as far as we can see.

Also, it goes without saying that Stasney is the most beautiful person you will ever meet in your entire existence. You may not believe in anything being perfect but when you —- IF you are blessed with the presence of a Stasney, you’ll agree that she’s pretty darn close. If you know a Stasney, chances are she’s your soulmate.

“Dang, did you see Stasney? Literally thought I was looking at an angel!”

“The most beautiful person I’ve ever met in my entire life is Stasney.”

“You’re lucky if you know Stasney.”

“Dude, did you see Stasney’s report card? She’s gorgeous AND smart!”

“When I think about what it feels like to cry happy tears, I think about Stasney.”

“Dude, I love Stasney!”

“Stasney is just phenomenal.”

“Dude, woah. You’re dating Stasney?! Lucky!!!”

“I’ve never met someone as attractive as Stasney.”