kill a dinosaur

The term for having a very massive bowel movement, with the end result having the toilet clogged to the point of needing professional assistance.

I went to kill a dinosaur and broke the toilet.

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mini sub

The name of a small turd that roams your bathtub when you fart too hard in the tub and it accidentally comes out.

What took you so long taking a bath?
I had a hard time catching the mini sub that came out when farted in the tub.

group of karens

A large conglomerate of upper middle class white women who gather to discuss their anti-vaccination views at an essential oil sales party.

Ainsley and her group of Karens gave the school nurse some lavender oil as proof of their kids’ measles shot.

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