When you go above and beyond a normal FAIL.
To truly experience a crescendo of suck you must fail so badly that you will hear a large swelling of noise, usually the sound of people gasping or laughing.
Sports fan: Man if this team doesn't start pulling it together I am gonna give up on them
Sports fan 2: I know man, I can already hear the crescendo of suck.
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An extremely large redneck/white trash person.
Fat or rotund uneducated individual.
Woman: Did you see that chick in the mu-mu on Peopleofwalmart?
Guy: Yeah, she was a real Hickapotomaus.
Woman: For sure.
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The exact opposite of Crescendo of Suck. When WIN just doesn't express the awesomeness of something.
Meeting a girl in a club who not only buys her own drinks, but is willing to go home with you.
Finding a 50 tucked in your couch cushions when you are down to your last 75 cents.
Finding out you are NOT the father.
All those and more fit SYMPHONY OF WIN
A sexual act involving a yard gnome used as both a vaginal and anal dildo. Usually used while a girl is on her period, but to give a true dirty yard gnome the woman has to also have a case of diarrhea.
Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend is into some freaky things.
Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?
Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.
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