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911-NEEDPOOP!

Servings: 3

Recipe for brain boosting poop:

1. Go to the toilet and put a large bowl right under your ass.
2. Get some pee and poop in the bowl and mix it with a spoon. (It should be rainbow colors)
3. Add a tablespoon of water and sugar.
4. Refrigerate for 20 minutes
5. All set! Serve with wter if too salty! (urine+poop is salty!!)

911-NEEDPOOP! is a great and easy to make food that takes almost no effort! It is very nutritious!

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tammy squad

a group of amazing people who care a lot about each other. i love them all truly <3 saranghae!

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mom: go exercise
me: whyyyy
mom: beca-
me: oh yeah, I wanna go to tammy with the tammy squad!
mom: cool

tammy squad: hi!
me: hi guys, thx for waiting for me
tammy squad: why do you need to take us?

me: AHHHHHH YALL ARE TOO KIND
tammy squad: saranghae <3
me: borahae <333333

Poop

A mushy brown substance that is also known as shit. Sometimes you eat it to get brainpower and get smarter. But some bury it in the ground and it fertilizes soil! You can mu=ix it with a bit of lemon juice and strawberries, and it tastes AMAZING. I recommend it 100000/100! Also, it is great for babies, for after they eat it, they will have a brain of an adult. It comes out of an ass and makes sure to mix it with a little urine to have a good taste. Add a cup of water if too salty. Enjoy! If you would like the real recipe, please search "911-NEEDPOOP!" on Urban Dctionary!

Make sure to have some poop before you go to bed!!

The World's biggest Donald (Butt ) Trump

He has a face like mushy baby food and he has large wrinkles. He has a quadruple chin and he eats too many hamburgers. He got corona and won't wear a mask. He wants everyone to get it. He doesn't care about others. FUCK DONALD TRUMP!! BIDEN2020

The World's biggest Donald (Butt ) Trump IS TURNING INTO A POOPHEAD!

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