homework

an unreasonable torturous device that teachers who dont like their students use to bring them pain and cause them to lose sleep

I was up all night doing that homework... UGH!

1779👍 209👎

the O'Reilly factor

the number describing the population of sex offenders in a community

I checked the O'Reilly Factor a few years back when I was living in New Brunswick. It was disappointingly high...

mensiversary

Of a significant event, a day that is an exact number of months (to the day, if possible since months have different numbers of days - this conflict obviously doesn't occur with an anniversary) since the event occurred; often preceded by an ordinal number indicating the number of months that have elapsed since the event.
(Keep in mind, this is not a real word, but it could be considered etymologically correct according to Latin and similar derivation to anniversary.)

Could be considered synonymous to lunaversary, a more common fake word for a reoccurring monthly event, but this is less etymologically correct by indirect induction of roots.

WRONG: Happy two-month anniversary!
RIGHT: Happy second mensiversary!

65👍 24👎

googlified

Any domain, article, or person that has some mark, ownership, or direct access/link to Google, Inc.

I figured I'd make myself look cool to all my nerdy subjects by placing a Google query bar on my now googlified website.

10👍 3👎

theta wave

the normal brainwave in the encephalogram of a person who is awake but relaxed and drowsy; occurs with low frequency and low amplitude

the magician was easily able to manipulate the victim into a trance using theta waves

9👍 2👎

confubble

1) baffle
2) infatuate
3) to toy with, as emotions
4) to vaguely confuse; vaguely confuzzle

i think i'm speechless
and i'm just confubbled

4👍 1👎

FMIMA

Fuck me in my ass.

Boss: I'm selecting you for mandatory overtime.

Me: Well FMIMA