Wee-Taw

A softened version of an unacceptable English term for canines that act goofy and/or idiotic at baseline.

Those wee-taws went to the wrong door again to get into the house!

Can somebody please let out the wee-taws before they piss in the house?

I took the wee-taws for a walk, but they’re still experiencing withdrawal from their Prozac.

Nibbleschitz

The poop that a nervous (rescued) puppy mill dog (with separation anxiety) drops when you leave them for any period of time. Then, partially eats out of some strange compulsion developed from being a crate-bound animal for most of its life.

Damn! I wonder how much nibbleschitz is on the tile in the back-room since we’ve been gone all day.