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When you are tired and want to watch tv. and just want to kick back, where do you go? You go to your favorite old worn out easy chair. It is a wreck of a chair, a recliner for comfort..altogether it is a reckliner!
I was watching the World Series on Sunday night. The game started so late, I got my blankie and crawled up in my reckliner and got comfie.
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Not being able to get anything else done while cooking bacon, as one has to keep running in the kitchen or over to the pan to check and see if it needs turned over, or is about done. Invariably, if one doesn't run check the bacon, it will burn up in about 30 seconds!
I was trying to was dishes and cook bacon at the same time. While baconsitting, I couldn't get anything done. I had to keep looking at the bacon, and adjusting it, and then running over and washing about three dishes, and running back. Then the phone rang, and the bacon immediately burnt while I was saying, "Hello."
An extremely fat and tall woman who is constantly eating.
Did you see that hamazon gobble down that fifteen pounds of bacon? She obscured the sun!
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When a dog stands on his hind legs and peers over a chair arm or across the table at something. The effect is of a weasel popping up to look at you.
Nosey was weaseling. She stood on her hind legs and looking over the side of the recliner quickly to see if there was any food in it that she could quickly grab.
Also, when Nosey was playing in the deep snow, she would stop and weasel around to see where she was,and then continue on with her snooping.
This is a non sexual definition.
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1.A piece of tubing that usually rides on the back side of a vacuum that can be removed and attached to the vacuum hose. It usually extends out several times to make it able to reach the tops of walls and corners. The extendo-flogger is versatile and can also be used for turning around quickly and whacking a naughty child or animal.
2. any long extendable object with vaguely sexual conotations.
1. I was vacuuming the cobwebs in the corner with my extendo-flogger and suddenly had to reach around and spank the dog who was running off with my sandwich.
2. That man had my extendo-flogger waving it around yelling, "Hey baby, you want a piece of this."
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