Subaru

The vehicle of choice for the modern day hippie. Drivers of said cars have noticeable characteristics such as driving 10 mph under the speed limit, swerving all over their lane; because lack of driving skill and cutting you off while changing lanes.

But Subarus aren't limited just to hippies, you will also find a large number of cocky douche bags drive this. Characteristics of these drivers is actually thinking they matter. Its cute at first, seeing them think that their car is fast but can be rather annoying after you see it a second time. Bless their little heart.

Dumbass Subaru driver: My car go fast it has awd and windows
Knowledgeable American car driver: Cool story bro
Dumbass Subaru driver: *throws hissy fit*

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