Bus Surfing

The act of attempting to ride a bus by standing in the aisle like a surfer. The goal is to stand for as long as possible without touching anything (seats, poles, people) for support.

Often a competition between two people to see who can stand the longest.

''On the way home last night I was bus surfing for a full 3 minutes!''

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vacationship

Term for a holiday romance that lasts only as long as the vacation itself. Not simply a holiday hookup, the two parties involved generally show signs of genuine, sustained affection toward one another, eg spending a lot of time together and neglecting their other friends.

John: ''Whats up with Pete?''
Steve: ''He's just ended his vacationship with Steph''

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Cadet Gash

The least attractive level of classification for a female. Below waste gash that implies they are a waste of space and effort.

Also has connotations of being under the age of consent.

''Mate, this place is full of Cadet Gash, lets split''

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hopskotch

Adjective; implies something is cool or good

''Nando's chickarn is bare hopskotch bro''

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